Booking risk
Watching
Varteta Simulator
You're the gaffer. Your job description: stand in a small box. Your actual talent: not doing that. Live outside your technical area as long as you can get away with it.
Move: drag your cursor and you'll trot after it like a man who has opinions about the fourth official.
Score: every second outside your red box banks points. Further out is worth more. Fully on the pitch, coaching from the centre circle, is worth loads. It is also extremely illegal.
The fourth official watches the game, then spins round to check on the managers. While he's staring at you and you're out, your risk rockets. He has aged a year this half.
The referee patrols the grass and will bark at you. He only reaches for his pocket if you're truly shameless, out in his eyeline.
Push it too far and it goes warning, yellow, red. Three reds in a season and the chairman has "a lovely chat" with you. You're sacked.
Score: every second outside your red box banks points. Further out is worth more. Fully on the pitch, coaching from the centre circle, is worth loads. It is also extremely illegal.
The fourth official watches the game, then spins round to check on the managers. While he's staring at you and you're out, your risk rockets. He has aged a year this half.
The referee patrols the grass and will bark at you. He only reaches for his pocket if you're truly shameless, out in his eyeline.
Push it too far and it goes warning, yellow, red. Three reds in a season and the chairman has "a lovely chat" with you. You're sacked.
Referee difficulty
PL Ref barely looks · Hawkeye sees everything
All teams and characters in this game are completely fictional - even the ones that sound like they have the exact same name as something in real life. The following game contains terrible jokes and shouldn't be played by anyone.